Don't worry, I still watch movies.

And no, I didn't see 'Barbie'.

To celebrate the new season, here's every Black Mirror episode, ranked.

★★★★½ "...Shyamalan's best film in nearly twenty years."

★★★★½ "...a soul-crushing tragedy if you think about it too hard."

My Top 20 Horror Films of All Time.

"2023 has big shoes to fill."

★★★★½ "...a brutal skewering of pretentious foodie culture..."

★★★ "...ultimately a reminder that Minchin's masterpiece belongs on the stage."

★★★ "...Nope is a visually exciting and admirably bold swing that only narrowly misses."

★★★★★ "...fiercely gripping and unexpectedly moving..."

★★★★ "...a blistering, gritty and visceral take on the genre’s most interesting antihero."

The 10 most egregious 2022 Oscar offences (according to me).

Here's to an even more eclectic 2022.

★★★★★ "...easily one of the greatest film musicals of all time."

★★★★½ "...a stunning piece of art that intrigues as much as it entertains."

★★★★ "...a hugely exciting and startlingly violent action film."

★ "This infuriating genre seems determined to ensure I continue to hate it."

★★★★ "Malignant is an absolute riot."

★★ "Diana: The Musical is a royal flush (and not the good kind)."